Impress your friends and family and become the coolest kid in town with this amazing xrni contained madness of a drum kit.
Become famous, get all the women in the the world and live a life of no concern in a warm and comfy climate, with as much delicious foods, booze and drugs you'll ever want. All this with the least possible effort!
This uL7/M473 1337ness, including the samples, is 100% royalty free with a license to use and modify as you wish, BUT NOT REDISTRIBUTE YO_U F**KING BASTARD!!!! (Unless you distribute it on the Renoise forum, then it's totally fine and pardon me for the shouting).
C0-B0 = incomprehensibly awesome drum beats
C1-B1 = 1337 Speek
C2-B3 = these are just clicks you twat
C4-F#4 = you call these cymbals?
G4-B4 = this is techno, of course we need kicks!
C5-E5 = these are hihats, i'm shure of it
F5-B7 = FX!!!!!!
C8-B9 = you have a click fetish or sumthin?
All samples created by me using special powers i got from a corporate sewer leak.
Marry Christmas or some other dude, i don't care.
Anyway, hope you'll not enjoy this, because you have definately not deserved it, especially the Renoise team who never gets their fingers out of their asses to make me features! :D
-TheBellows